Conversations....

Here are three conversations I had today. One I got. One I didn't get. And one I kind of got. See if you can guess...

Conversation 1:

My nephew: "Is Uncle Tommy brown?"
Me: "Yes. What color am I?
Nephew: "Peach."
Me: "What color is Emi?"
Nephew: "Peach."
Me: "And what color are you?"
Nephew: "Black."

Conversation 2:

Janitor: "Be careful that you don't slip."
Me: "Oh, is the floor wet?"
Janitor: "I don't care about the floor, I just don't want you to slip."


Conversation 3:

A note from my Aunt that came with a beach bag, some toilet paper, kleenex and towels:

"Dear Dawn: The beach bag is used but the toilet paper, kleenex and towels are not. Love, Your Aunt"