While Erin and I are looking at my newly acquired breast pump, Tony sees the following piece and asks "Is that for hearing?"
Dad to the MidAmerican Employee after experiencing a power loss: "The lights go out more here then they do in Baghdad."
Me to Dad: "You've never been to Baghdad."
Dad to Me: "Well, I've talked to people who have been there."
Tony: "Auntie Dawn, I love the new [ball] you bought me. Where did you get it?"
Me: "Michael's"
Tony: "No, it's not Michael's, its mine!"
My Boss: "When are you going on maternity leave?"
Me: "When my baby is born."
(Conversation ends).
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