Funny Conversations....

While driving through the mall parking lot with my dad, he says "These days I don't honk at anybody unless I'm armed."

Me: "Did you ever play four square in elementary school?"
Tommy: "Is that the one where you jump one-two-one-two."
Me: "No. that is hop scotch."
Tommy: "Then no."

Dad after listening to a sermon about the lack of relationship between money and the feeling of content: "Well, I'd rather be rich and content than poor and content."