My mom constantly calls Emi "Emi Lou." So often that the last time my mom said "Emi Sofia" Tony said "No, Grandma, it''s Emi Lou!"
Me to Tommy: "I don't think I'd make a good entertainment news journalist."
Tommy: "Why?"
Me: "Because when I am in court I don't think I am very articulate."
Tommy: "Well is the other attorney articulate?"
Me: "Not really."
Tommy: "Well then what's your point?"
Me: "That I wouldn't make a good entertainment news journalist."
Tommy: "Oh yah."
My client: "My husband's friend's wife went to law school with you and she says you're a bitch."
Me: "Well, I am."
Client: (silence).
Can I add my own? Conversation in clinic the other day:
ReplyDeleteMe: The only thing that makes her pain better is marijuana
Staff Dr: So pot makes it better?
Me: yes
....
Patient (after we schedule her for surgery): so I should just keep doing what I've been doing for the pain?
Staff: what have you been doing?
Patient: Pot
Staff: Yep!