Me: "Are you sure you want to get white?
Tommy: "Yah, I like white."
Me: "Okay, just be sure not to wear them while you're having your period."
Anthony to me while I am walking in the house: "Hi, Auntie
Later in the day, he insisted that my mom, Emi and him sit on one side of the booth together and I sat on the opposite side. By myself.
Me to Laura, a coworker: "The bosses don't know you're white."
Laura: "What?! What do they think I am?"
Me: "Native American."
Laura while laughing hysterically and in disbelief "What?!?!?"
Me: "Let's not tell them. They seemed so proud when they told me they hired a minority."
Mom: "How'd your day going?"
Me: "Ugh. Fighting over cattle sold in 2004 and an alleged 64 acres in a Guatemalan rain forest."
Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just another day, Mom."
On a completely unrelated note, Tommy and I took Emi to her first Farmers' Market on Thursday at Valley Junction. As we walked through the market I overheard people whispering "Look at that gorgeous baby!" I'm such a proud mama!
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