Four. The number of times Emi has peed on me while I was changing her.
Six. The number of times Emi has pooped on me while I was changing her.
Eighteen. The number of days old Emi was before I had to say to my mom "I'm her mother."
Zero. The number of days old Emi was before I had to say to my mother in law "I'm her mother."
Three. The average number of loads of laundry I did per week before Emi was born.
Eight. The average number of loads of laundry I do per week now.
Seven. The average number of hours I spend a day feeding Emi.
Twenty-Five. The number of pounds I have lost since giving birth to Emi.
Eighteen. The number of pounds I would like to lose yet.
Two. The number of times Tommy or myself have made plans to do something while forgetting we had a child and could not do what we had planned.
One. The number of times I have dropped Emi (more on this later- but before you call DHS know that it was approximately six inches and it was from my arms onto the bed).
Twelve. The average number of times a day I ask Tommy "Don't you just love Emi so much?!?"
Every Time I look at Emi. The amount of times the thought of "Ohmygod, I'm responsible for her!!" enters my mind.
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